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Procrastinate Smarter.
Procrastinatr.

Living on the wrong side of the grind is a lot of fun.

We like to snoop around here. We turn ideas upside down and stretch them out like bubblegum. We fight them. We dance with them. We sleep with them & then shape them into Frankesteins created in the mirror of our discontempt for a society that values tasks over thinking.

But most importantly, we explore.


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The wanderers.

The rebels without a very clear cause, but [let me Google this thing and... oh wow, I didn't know this, what happens if I click on this link?]

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